It's Pippin here, checking in. My people are making me wear this cone on my head and I'm not too happy about it. Something's itching and I can't reach it. I'm not even getting to enjoy all those yummy smells in the grass because my cone catches on the ground. When I walk I have to hold my head up. I thought I was pretty smart, but I sure can't figure out how to get this thing off. My people took the thing off once to give me relief, but decided that was not a good idea. So here I am. Five more days of this. Drat.